Statistically speaking half the people you know are below average, keep that in mind throughout the day.
(Doorbell rings, Louis answers)
Louis: “Mayor West, what are you doing here?”
Mayor West: “I’m being a rascal and ringing people’s doorbells and running away.”
Louis: “Then what are you still doing here?”
Mayor West: “It’s my first house, I’m not very good at this.”
Nobody ever thought i was cool
All the girls thought i was gay
Nobody ever cared about my birthday” —Secret Secret Dino Club- When I Was 16
So today is my birthday but let’s not focus on that because it’s a minor detail. I recently watched the newest episode of the office featuring its newest character, played by Will Ferrell. Not sure how I feel about this…most of his comedy I find funny in a different way than the Office. It just doesn’t seem like the right fit. It won’t be a bad show by any means, just not the same and I’ll miss that. On another note someone purchased me a very large bag of sour patch kids <3 and I ate it all..now my tummy is angry..